“And just because I don’t believe in Santa doesn’t mean that I have to go around and try and convince other people that Santa isn’t real, right? I mean, it would be wild for me to walk into a Santa convention and start spouting off facts about how outrageous it is to believe one festively plump holiday deity breaks into billions of people's homes while streaking through the sky faster than the speed of light, being pulled by magical cryptids that can fly but also have enough self-awareness to bully each other for their physical differences, right?”
obsessed w the implications of this being similar to religion lol
