If Not for My Baby

by Kate Golden

I have huge doe peepers that made my middle school teachers call me Pixar.

Hi it’s actually me

I’m dumb as a brick.

@ me everyday

I am a Tiny Girl™.

Yep still me

I know that I need him. Physically, religiously, unspeakably. A neutering couldn’t help me at this point—I need Tom Halloran.

He’s 6’6 so yeah same

“Are you Hollister?” Beth asks, eyes wide. “Yes,” Tom says without missing a beat.

Cackle

It’s early August, and apparently in LA that means the end times.

Can confirm this is when summer starts