And what the fuck is all this shit about his knot? How the hell does bro fit into a jockstrap if that thing's sitting down there all the time? Or is it just when he has a hard-on? I've never been so invested in another guy's junk unless you count that time Stupid Steve decided to see if his dick would stick to a frozen lamp post—hence how he got the nickname Stupid Steve—and I'm really not sure what to make of that, but one thing is for sure.
