I. Am. Invested. In this story, I mean. Not the werewolf dick. I ain't gay. Not that there's anything wrong with being gay. I'm just not. I mean, I like watching movies about aliens invading Earth, but that doesn't mean I wanna stick my dick in a little green man. Or woman. But if I did, it would definitely be alien pussy. Not alien dick. Unless it's on a chick.
