Dave’s jaw dropped as he did double-take at me. “Wait—wait, you mean to tell me your super hot cowboy ex-boyfriend found out through the grape vine that you had a stalker, and he kidnapped you to protect you?” I nodded. “He stomped into my house like the last six years hadn’t happened, packed my bag, and threw me over his shoulder.” Dave made a noise. “What a man.” My head jerked towards him. “Are you fucking kidding me?” I snapped through my tears. “He kidnapped me!” “To protect you,” he clarified.
