Too Old for This
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regret is one of the most insidious things out there. Arthritis is a close second. You can’t live and not have regrets. Some call them life lessons and try to figure out what they’ve learned from each experience. That’s well and good, but you’ll always wish you hadn’t done it in the first place.
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I’d have to break his legs to get him in the freezer.