Too Old for This

by Samantha Downing

regret is one of the most insidious things out there. Arthritis is a close second.

You can’t live and not have regrets. Some call them life lessons and try to figure out what they’ve learned from each experience. That’s well and good, but you’ll always wish you hadn’t done it in the first place.

Thirty-six-year-old Lorena Mae Lansdale, a never-married single mother. Good thing it was the ’80s and not earlier. Otherwise, they might’ve thrown me in prison just for that.

Like when you need to pee so bad that it hurts, and all you want is immediate, gratifying relief.

I’ve seen Sheila get into her car and forget where she was going, but she always knows where the hot glue is in her craft room.

Same sheila. Fucking same