“Never had a girlfriend, never will.” “Because of your pleasant personality?” He grins. “Wow, feisty. Actually, it’s because I’m gay as fuck.” Uh? I stare at him blankly. “What?” he asks. “You have an issue with that?” “Of course not. Sorry. I just didn’t realize. No issue.” “You straight?” The question makes my face burn again, and I hunch over my phone, hoping he can’t see me blushing. “Yes.” “Funny, considering you’ve been checking me out for the past three minutes.” I choke in surprise. “I’m not checking you out!” “Keep saying that,” he says, cackling as he turns away.