“I gotta go,” I said. “Is that her that just walked in or you got a new man now?” “I thought you were my man?” I asked, trying not to laugh at this fool. “I mean yeah I am, that’s why I’m asking who the fuck just–––Wait, hold up…HUH? What did you just–––I’m your what? Since–––” “Gotta go, byeeeeee,” I said before hanging up and shutting my phone off altogether. Namir was too easy.
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