“I barely even know what a slow cooker is.” “Oh man, they’re great. They cook stuff slowly.” Troy was really glad he’d agreed to come. He felt better already, listening to Harris say stupid, adorable things. “Why is that good? Don’t you want things to cook faster?” “So you can come home to a meal that’s been cooking all day! It’s like a little husband.” That actually made Troy laugh. “That’s bleak.” “Said like someone who’s never known the love of a slow cooker.” “I don’t want to hear how you thank the slow cooker for dinner.”
