Like...you don’t know how to have sexy times with a man?” “I don’t even know how to find a man to have sexy times with.” Kyle grinned broadly. “I’m no expert—actually, that’s a lie. I totally am—but I think you could probably walk into a gay bar and walk out with, like, five very willing men. You’ve seen yourself, right?” Eric shook his head, but he was smiling. “Do I whistle or something to announce my presence?” “Yes. Or, if you can do one of those hog calls?” “Oh god,” Eric said, laughing. “Yuck.”
