I’m not making fun of you, I promise. I’m just...interested.” “Interested in how nuts I am.” Eric smiled. “It gets worse. Would you believe that I talk to my goalposts?” Kyle’s eyes went wide with delight. “Seriously?” “Dead serious.” “That seems so...out of character? What do you tell your goalposts?” “I thank them when they stop a puck that got by me. I complain about other players to them.” Eric shrugged. “It’s a lonely job sometimes, being a goalie.”
