“You play for Ottawa, I play for Montreal. Those cities are two hours apart. We start a charity together, you and me. Something that benefits both cities. So now people see us working together on something. We make up some story about how I approached you with this idea, and—” “Or I approached you.” “Whatever. The point is, we tell the press, the fans, everyone, that by working together on the cause that means so much to both of us, we have developed a mutual respect for each other...” “Yes. And also we are fucking each other. Any questions?” “Fuck off! This is a great idea, Rozanov!” Ilya
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