“Were you surprised when he told you? Because I’m pretty fucking surprised.” “No. Because of the crush on Harris thing. And also he was checking me out a few times.” Shane exhaled slowly. “I don’t think I like Troy.” “Why? You have a lot in common. You both are short, gay, and both think I am hot.” “Your favorite qualities in a man.” “You are both very pretty. Nice dark hair. Troy also does not have chest hair.” “Let’s stop talking about Troy Barrett.” Ilya laughed. “It is cute how you are jealous.”