“Mm,” Kip said. “And he’s way too tall.” “And broad,” Elena added. “And his thighs are way too thick,” Kip pointed out. “Just terrible,” she agreed. “You guys are assholes,” Maria said. “Let me know if any of his teammates are looking for an adorable Latina to take care of.” Kip snorted. “Adorable?” “Tell them adorable. By the time they realize I’m a total grouch they will already be in love with me and it will be too late.”

