“What. The. Fuck,” she said. “Okay, that probably looked—” “So you two are—?” “Sort of. I don’t know. Just please don’t tell anyone.” “Holy shit!” “I’m serious! Don’t say a word. Promise me, okay?” “I promise! Of course I promise! But you have to tell me something. I need some details!” “One detail.” “One?” “One.” She made a face that implied that she was thinking very hard, then grabbed a cucumber out of the fridge and laid it on the counter. She picked up a knife and held it near the center of the cucumber. “Okay, you tell me when I hit the approximate length.” “No.” She moved the knife a
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