“How was your weekend?” “Good. I went to the Scouts game with my dad.” “Oh, you mean the Scouts vs. Admirals game?” “Yeah…” “Such a fanboy. So cute.” Kip shrugged. “He’s hot. Sue me.” “Can you imagine actually dating him?” Maria asked. “It would be amazing. Like Cinderella.” “Come on. My life isn’t that shitty!”