I’m best positioned to keep Ashley safe. All three of them are so focused on her magical vagina, they wouldn’t see a threat coming even if it slapped them in the face with a wet fish. It kind of makes me mad when I think about it. Do they even like her as much as they’re pretending? Or is it just all about the sex for them? It fucking sucks that I’m questioning my friends’ motives like this. They’re literally the best people I know. But still…they’re also guys. And Ashley is hot as hell. N. Essex, February 16
