I spluttered while he grinned and smacked him with the back of my hand. “I do not want to fuck you. And no one is challenging anyone to a duel in my name, you fucking dork.” He hummed thoughtfully. “Did you know that a dork is actually a whale’s penis? So I think that’s a compliment. Thanks, Squirrel, I do have an above-average dick but I’m a little uncomfortable to hear you’ve been looking. Creep.”
