“Oh, come on. It can’t be that bad.” Yes, it can. The jury is still out on whether my ass wants to be home right now so I can strangle my wife for her audacity, or so I can fuck her senseless. “I told Tara, in no uncertain terms, that until this situation is resolved, she is not allowed to leave the property unless I’m with her. I wasn’t gone five minutes before my security guy called to let me know that she tried to sneak out through the gate.”
