On the screen is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen, and I mean that in the gayest way possible. A red-lipsticked smirk that contains a hint of knowing, striking blue eyes with a gaze that is at once razor-sharp and mysteriously distant. Sometimes I see a girl so stunning that I have to come out to myself all over again in my head to digest the fraction of a possibility that I could get to be with that person. God, I love women…