Dating Dracula (Dating Monsters, #1)
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Seemed unlikely they’d agree on a law insisting on consent when cases involving rape were still being thrown out of court.
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Why buy when you could get fresh from the tap back here, holed up in a room that looked like the decorator had taken notes from Hannibal Lector, their greedy mouths latched onto the women?
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In twelfth grade, I’d egged and toilet-papered our hometown’s mayor’s house. Now, before anyone starts judging me, I feel like it’s important to note that the mayor was—and still is—my father.
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“My name is Vlad.” He took my hand and lifted it to his lips before brushing a gentle kiss across my knuckles. “But most know me as Dracula.” I wish I could say I absorbed that information with grace and poise. But that would have been a lie. Instead, I burst out laughing, and said, “No shit!”
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you’re only as immortal as you allow yourself to be. Therefore, we recommend living your everlasting life in such a way that doesn’t result in someone cutting off your head.
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“But you’re the furthest thing from my worst enemy. And the thought of losing you before I even had a chance to know you… I couldn’t bear that.”
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“We are fated to mean so much more to each other than this. I know you’re conflicted about what you may or may not be feeling for me, but remember that I’ve had more time to prepare. I first saw you in my dreams fifty years ago.”
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“I’ve been waiting for you for half a century. And now that I’ve found you, I refuse to let anything ruin what we have the chance of becoming.”
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“If I must choose between you and Petrik, I choose you. Always. Forever.”