The Son of Neptune (The Heroes of Olympus, #2)

by Rick Riordan

decided. “Do you have anything to declare?” “Yes,” Percy said. “I declare this is stupid.”

FRANK HATED DING DONGS. He hated snakes. And he hated his life. Not necessarily in that order.

“Um…is that thing tame?” Frank said. The horse whinnied angrily. “I don’t think so,” Percy guessed. “He just said, ‘I will trample you to death, silly Chinese Canadian baby man.’”