The Son of Neptune (The Heroes of Olympus, #2)

by Rick Riordan

“Pleased to meet you,” he said. “I’m Nico di Angelo.”

okay now what the hell

You’ve got ancient roots. Greek as well as Roman.

HE WHAT

His grandmother’s chastisement: Men do not cry.

after his mommy just died? hate her guts

I know you guys don’t like to mention that massacre in the nineteen-eighties—” “He mentioned it!”

god these books are funny

“So why is the grass still moving?”

oh im scared

“Multigrain fighting is not allowed!”

lol???

“How did you—that wasn’t any Roman technique!” Percy grinned. “The graecus has some moves, my friend.

we just really like to see it huh

“I’m fine!” Percy yelled as he ran by, followed by a giant screaming bloody murder.

lmfao

Octavian embraced him and whispered, “I hope it hurt.”

omg?