“So glad you’re here. I’m Iris!” Hazel’s eyes widened. “Not the Iris—the rainbow goddess?” Iris made a face. “Well, that’s my official job, yes. But I don’t define myself by my corporate identity. In my spare time, I run this!” She gestured around her proudly. “The R.O.F.L. Co-op—an employee-run cooperative promoting healthy alternative lifestyles and organic foods.”