The Four Leaf

by Lee Jacquot

“I’m sure. I bet it’d be awfully convenient if he could fix the leak between your legs too, huh?”

i hate it i hate it i hate it-

“I have one, and I like to lick them, but I’m not one, Sam.

pls pluck my eyes from my sockets

you have a direct view of the stand-in shower, but it hasn’t seemed to pose a problem thus far.

let me fkin guess

Team Jacob or Edward, it doesn’t really matter when they both can chase down their prey and tear them to shreds. Swoon.

why PLS

“Having a bit of trouble with Doris?” He gestures to the sink,

DORIS?!?! Oh baby i hate this

The effect as frustrating as always, and I make a mental note to scroll on Tinder later to distract me.

I’ve never understood the avoidance of two consenting adults just doin it LIKE JUST DO HIM WTF

my Bambi smells fucking delicious.

my daughters middle name is Bambi so.. yeah 💀🔪

I’m much different from that. I’m all hard edges and only wear suits when our team is required to attend a dinner. I thrive in nature, both physically, and well, sexually. I’m not sure when it happened. When a game of tag became a need to hunt.

I’M THE ALPHA I’M THE LEADER I’M THE ONE TO TRUSTTT

Little does she know how utterly gorgeous she looks right now.

aweee😭😭✋🏻 ok i might fold

“Yes, sir. Whatever you say.” Oh, Bambi. If only.

SHE’S AN ADULT TOO WEIRDO JUST DO IT TF

“Be an adult and confront it. If you both communicate, you might be surprised to find out how something that seems impossible is actually easy.”

EXACTLY LIKE?!?!?!

From the fancy restaurants, where we talk about their latest business venture to the missionary sex, where I never get off.

let me fkin GUESS

“Bambi, we both know you will never win a game with me. Wherever you hide, I will find you.”

ZADDDYYYYY

“You know what I think, Sam? I think you like it when I chase you. And even more so when I find you.”

RUN BABYYYYY

His dick. Fuck, why is it so damn thick?

WHAT TTTTT LMAOOOO

Adrian Stokes was masturbating to me. Me. His best friend. What the fuck am I supposed to do with that?

oh idk i truly WONDER 👹👹👹👹

“I’d like to see you manage such a feat after I break both your hands.” Adrian’s husky voice is deadly,

NOW THIS IS CONTENT

“No one touches you, Bambi. Not without your consent.” Adrian nods to Willow, who smiles and starts making what I assume is his regular drink. He turns to the side and places one forearm on the bar and the other hand on the back of my chair. His hazel eyes burn a trail up my frame until he reaches my face, to which he grins. “And I’m the only one who gets to massage your feet.”

is feet code word for something idkidk ykik

But him laying claim to my feet is in the close running.

do not make me dnf

“Why’d you run from me, Sam?” I suck in a breath, but it’s too thin, forcing me to clear my throat. He’s near my ear now, his warm breath tickling the fine hairs on top. I’m grateful he can’t see my mouth open and close twice before I find the right words. “I wasn’t meant to see that. It was an invasion of a very private moment.” I can hear the grin on his face as he speaks. “If you weren’t meant to see it, don’t you think I would have stopped?”

NVMNVM IM GOOD THIS IS GOOD

“A simple game of hide and seek. If I find you, I get something.”

OKAY ZADE OK OK OK

“Once I find you, there’s no going back. It will change everything. So I advise you to choose your spot wisely, Bambi.”

AHHHHHHH LOVE IT

“Hey, Siri. Set me a timer for ten minutes.”

Nevermind

To think for one minute that she may be into something so fundamentally important to me is… unreal.

if you read this with no context i envy you

She will be my greatest hunt yet, and if I have it my way, she’ll be my last.

romance isn’t dead fr

Willow is the only one who knows the small part of Sam I don’t, and while yes, I want Bambi to be the one to tell me, I can’t lie about the slight ache resonating in the back of my heart. The sliver of doubt still holding on tight. “You think she’ll go for it?”

He is currently discussing with HER SISTER if she thinks HER SISTER will be into being chased for foreplay… i hate it here

The sway of one door opening, then the snap of it closing, followed by the clunk of the lock.

DARLINGGGGGG GUESS WHO JUST GOT BACK FROM THE FIELDDDD

“Now, for my secret.” He smiles, silencing the alarm and slipping the phone back into his front pocket. “I want to know what my name sounds like when you come.”

OFKOFFMOGMG

In the next second, her chest starts heaving up and down, a rose color blooming over her cheeks. By the time I realize what she’s doing, it’s too late for me to redact my request. “Adrian.”

THIS WAS THE CRINGIEST THING IVE EVER READDDD DHJSJDWJ

Her innocent eyes are on full display, and the mere image sends my dick straining against its confines.

yuck

“I need you to know something, Bambi. I’ve waited a long time for this. I won’t be sweet, soft, or anything remotely close to gentle. This will be years of pent-up desire, unleashed in a way that will leave you a fucking mess. Are you sure this is what you want?”

CHOP CHOP LOVER

Still, I’m dying to find out. “Uncle.” His brows snap together. “What?” A vicious blush takes over my face. “The, um, safeword. If it’s dumb–” “No.” He presses a kiss to my forehead, making me melt. “It’s perfect.”

I’M SO UNCOMFORTABLE PLS WHY 😭😭😭😭✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

“I found you, Bambi,” he growls, his eyes burning into me. “And I keep what I catch.” “Like finders keepers?” I breathe, my heart singing from what his words imply. Though his gaze remains deadly, his lips twitch, a hint of a grin playing at the edges. “Yes. You’re mine now, Samantha.”

“You’re so fucking gorgeous, and I…” he trails off, falling to his knees. “Am fucking starving.”

THIS LINE WAS FIRE THOUGH

Her cries of need fuel me on as I press my face between her thighs and take an insatiable inhale.

ok biden

The deep primal satisfaction at seeing her like this takes over, and the urge to breech that tight ring of muscle

IS HE TALKING ABOUT HER BOOTYHOLE LMAOAOA

I fuck her with my digits until she’s back on the edge,

LMAO NO FKING WAY DIGITS😭😭😭😭✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻✋🏻

Then, he fucks me.

He’s been doing that wdYMMM