“Okay, but you can’t get pissed because I didn’t have time to think it out. Like, it was a spur-of-the-moment idea, and I really thought she was in it for the money, no strings attached.” Shit, shit, shit. “I’m going to hate this, aren’t I?” “I think maybe yes.” He sighed, dragged a hand through his hair, then proceeded to tell me a story that made me want to hit my very best friend.
