Merriment and Mayhem (Under the Mistletoe Collection, #4)

by Alexandria Bellefleur

The white crew socks she had on featured the infamous Elf on the Shelf, grinding on a candy cane like a stripper pole. Santa’s little ho, ho, ho, they read.

“If you knew half the thoughts I’ve had about you, saint would be the very last thing you’d dream of calling me.”