All by My Elf (Under the Mistletoe Collection, #3)

by Olivia Dade

“If your dick’s the size of that giant phyllo phallus we’re hauling around the greater DMV area? Good luck getting a ride in anything smaller than a tractor trailer, my dude.”

“But to be fair, the moment I heard about a possible opportunity to spend a month with you in a cramped penis-mobile? I was there,