It’s been seven days today since I first met Sam Penny and I can confirm with absolute certainty that I am completely in love with him. Ridiculous, I know. It’s fucking insane, actually. I’ve flown off the handle and it isn’t like me at all. And if I wanted to pull it apart, I could say I’m in distress; it’s a trauma response and I’m latching on to him because of that. There are a lot of emotions swirling around me at the minute—that’s true. Sam Penny is a safe harbor—also true. But what else is true is this: Sam Penny is undoubtedly the greatest man I’ve ever met.

