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This is a human. This one is something called a Canadian. Part French. Part maple syrup. He’s weirdly obsessed with ice hockey and snowmobiles and semi-erotic lumberjack fan fiction.
“How would you like it if someone was wearing a shirt featuring your butthole, Carl?” “I don’t stick my butthole in everybody’s face when they’re trying to sit down and eat.” “Well, excuse me for showing affection. I mean really.”
Donut sniffed angrily. “Carl, if this turns into some weird, furry porn thing, I’m going to lose my absolute shit.”
Warning: This Pet is Suffering from Not Just Rabies, but Eat-Your-Face-Off-Rabies. Warning: This Pet has been fed a Truck Stop Boner Pill.
When you’re punching a guy in the face over and over with a metal, spiked gauntlet, it doesn’t take long for them to die. It makes a big mess.
“Weirder than sending explosive robot spiders after a deranged sex doll head?”
Happy wife, happy life takes on a whole new meaning when your other half is an indescribable cosmic horror.”
