The last notable achievement came in the AI’s deep, throaty voice. New Achievement! Unbirthing! If you still had access to Google, I would warn you not to look that one up. But that’s okay. You experienced it first-hand yourself. It hurt, didn’t it? It was extra tingly while you were in there, struggling to breathe as you were... crushed. And then you slipped, you slided back out into the fiery, cruel world. And you glistened. Oh, oh god. You glistened. Oh, yes. The AI groaned. I really liked that. You are in fucking trouble. Reward: You’ve received a Legendary Spicy Box.
