This Inevitable Ruin (Dungeon Crawler Carl #7)

by Matt Dinniman

“No dumb bastard ever won a war by going out and dying for his country. He won it by making some other dumb bastard die for his country.” GENERAL GEORGE S. PATTON

Did you see the tiddies on that Medusa card that one guy had? Too bad he saw ‘em too.

exchanged a look with Donut. We both burst out laughing. “What?” he asked, holding his hands out. Mongo rushed up and started sniffing all around him. “You make fun of me when I’m something stupid, and when I’m the most normal thing possible, at least to you, you also laugh? Fuck both of you.” “Why are you wearing a snowsuit?” Donut asked. “And is that a raccoon hat? Can I have it?”