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“You must be getting some ass,” Krude said as he eyed me suspiciously. He patted me on the shoulder, sniffed the air, and shook his head. “Yeah, you are.” He waved his hand in front of his face and sniffed again. “What?” I laughed and stepped back when he tried to sniff me again. “The fuck are you doing?” “Trying to see if I know the woman,” he said, sniffing again. “My senses are off the chain since I’m expecting. I can identify all kinds of smells now.”
😂😂 Krude is to silly man
“I knew y’all were a real-life Tubi movie!” Krude yelled as he laughed.
😂😂😂 I am NOT about to play with Krude today
“I was stressed. I’m a pregnant man carrying your future heir, and they were thinking about taking out the head of our family. I can’t keep trying to be the peacemaker!”
I can not deal with this man
“Loooorrrrrddddd, noooo!” Krude yelled at the top of his lungs. I took a small step forward to see him fall to the ground. Judge stood beside him, his face void of all emotion, staring down at him. “Loordd, why?”
I'm pretty sure Krude mama dropped him on his head when he was a baby 😂😂😂
“Lord, he’s crying,” Krude fake sobbed. “It’s okay, preacher, take your time!” He waved a white pocket napkin and shook his head from side to side. “Let the word speak to you.”
MAAAANNNNN I CAN NOT deal with Krude 😂😂
“Ppppppppppppppreeecious Lord!” Krude started to sing, which made Judge throw his hands in the air. “Take my hand!” He sounded like a goat screaming; all I could do was stand there in shock. There was no way they regularly dealt with him and his antics, and he hadn’t been committed. “Leeeeaad me on. Let me stand. I-i-i-i-i- am tired!”
This dude is sick
Cuz I was about to get down on that song. You know it’s my shit!”
