All Superheroes Need PR (Supers in the City, #1)

by Elizabeth Stephens

“Everybody knows there’s no money in that place. The robbers were morons

Read this as the ribbers were mormons

No, I’m not okay. I’m about to have explosive diarrh—

Me in ohouse pov

petrified enough to keep from collecting all the packets, tossing them up into the air, and running out of the room screaming.

I open my mouth and . . . burp.

This i so embarassing

The memory triggers my gag reflex, and my stomach clenches with force. I meet and hold the Pyro’s stare with a boldness that’s only fueled by a desperation to keep the vomit down.

Please do hroe up on him oh my god

He’s still glaring at me like I stole his ice cream,

just in time for me to projectile vomit . . . All over him.

I TOKD YOU NO TO DO THT SHUD

There are only two truths I’m sure of in this moment: I’m stupid obsessed with Vanessa fucking Theriot, and I’m absolutely going to kill something.

Lowkey men r dumb af bc thi is all u got? I hae at least three thoughts i my brain at all times

I’m gonna rip those tatted arms off and beat him to death with ’em.

Yay

Clark. Ha. Who am I kidding? He’s more of a Kylo than a Clark.

Ahhhh yes

There’s only one bed in my house.” “Oh shit. Sounds like the start of a porno.”

The problem is that I’ve never yelled at a man—male

How are you thirty fur an youve never done that

“Chyort . . .” Vanya curses in Russian,

New vernacular!

I stare down at the bed—my bed—and the alien spread out all over it. I have a king bed because I’m a diva, but he still takes up so much of it.

Diva down!

But this? I’ve never felt tension like this.

Be so for rel you are thity FOUR

because what other masochist but me would wear jeans in their own house—and

Literally that isbfreakish

His body is a vibrator,

W h a t

I stand up, and Margerie slaps my ass. “That’s my girl!”

Wht

“The fuck you are,” Charlie says. “Y’all are all civilians, and none of you are armed.” “Speak for yourself,” Jeremy grunts. “You carry?” Charlie sounds surprised. “Don’t you?” “I’m former Marines. Course I carry. What’s your excuse?” “I’m a gay man from backcountry Georgia.”

This made m lol HEEHE