“Why are we not using a fork?” I ask her. “Godzilla doesn’t use forks,” she says as I get a text back. “I thought I was Godzilla.” “You’re . . . uh . . . you’re Godzilla Plus.” “What’s the difference between Godzilla and Godzilla Plus?” I ask, truly curious. “Godzilla Plus cries when stabbed.” My face falls flat. Well, maybe if Godzilla didn’t stab Godzilla Plus in the testicles, Godzilla Plus wouldn’t cry.
