“He was being shunned. I felt bad, so I added him to our bromance.” “We do not have a bromance,” Noah said. “Yeah, what the fuck?” Asher crossed his arms. “Don’t make it sound like a pity invite. You begged me to join.” “Uh, negative. I don’t have to beg anyone to join a group chat. I can just add them, which I did. You’re welcome.”
