My stomach turns with lobster linguini and doubt and App Launch wine and why didn’t he know I was joking when I said ‘Is little Solange OK?’ the first time we met and why does he have Adrinka symbols up his arm, but eats pounded yam with a fork and knife and has not one piece of African art up in this £3,000 pcm flat, and why does he let one of his business partners, a white American guy, call him ‘Barry’ for short because he says he reminds him of Barack Obama, whatever that means?

