‘Full disclosure, the person you’re about to see is an old link of mine. Well, we had one month of bliss before we went our separate ways. Decided to keep in contact, because, shockingly, I actually liked him as a person. I don’t keep in contact with straight men unless absolutely necessary and he’s cool enough. Do you know how hard it is to find a guy that’s sweet and funny?’
*Jaws music*
