‘Oh shit, forgot to say – am I able to excuse myself from bridesmaid duties? Like, theoretically, what if I just want to be a regular guest? Because I love you, but I know that you’re going to be a bridal terrorist and I am not Kiki or Chioma. I don’t have their patience and it’s not a good look to beat a bride’s ass before her wedding day. I’ve done it on a wedding day before, but that was a whole thing. She came for me first.’
Love the honesty!
