I appreciate you – this place is amazing and I’m just hot because my mum has invited, like, a dozen aunties I don’t know even though I very clearly told her the engagement party was really for us and our friends and we only invited our parents because we had to. They have both weddings! Traditional and white! I couldn’t invite my nail tech because of capacity, but my ma can bring the lady she’s sat next to once at a party? Like, if I knew aunties and uncles were gonna be there, your parents could have come!’

