X's and O's (Saint View Murder Squad, #1)
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For the plus-size queens dreaming of being hunted by a masked psychopath, who thinks your favorite romance book is a how-to manual.  X says hi. And he’ll see you in your bedroom. (Possibly from outside your window, but hey, details.)
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Oh my God. They were insane. They were an insane murder duo, who had probably escaped from some sort of asylum or Saint View Prison.
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“Some mistakes might have been made tonight.”
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The female rage inside me was real. These men could go to hell if they thought I was just going to be another statistic. A woman murdered by a man.
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I didn’t know you could fall in love with someone in the space it took for them to pitch a rolling pin at your head.
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“You call it stalking, I call it courting.”
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“Oh, girly-pop. I meant all vaginas in general. Not yours specifically. I’m sure yours sparkles like Edward Cullen.”
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It really did. He was all golden retriever energy. Except for the whole ability to brutally murder someone thing.
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“Okay, so if you want to make…Omelet…your girl, you just need to do nice things for her.” “I did! I brought her flowers.” I cocked my head to one side. “She didn’t like that?” “She tried to Mace me.”
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I had pinned to my refrigerator with a magnet that said, Let’s get takeout. The fridge is for body parts.
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“I’m getting ice cream from a murderer. I don’t think there’s enough therapy hours available in the world to unpack this sort of trauma.”
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“Yoga didn’t work. Grayson said hugs might. I need a hug right now to deal with the mortal wound Whip just inflicted on
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“Why is this my life? Why? I could be sunning myself on a beach in Florida right now. But no. I’m here with Pukey the Ice Cream Man, with some random guy’s precum all over my hands.”