I was in the neighborhood and was wondering if I could borrow your shower?” She scrubbed at her face. “Seriously?” “Actually, yes. I have penis hands.” Her fingers fell away from rubbing her eyes. “What?” “Penis hands,” I repeated. “Because you were touching your penis…while I was sleeping?” She screwed up her face. “X, that’s kinda gross. Even for you.” “No! It wasn’t like that.” She cocked her head to one side. “It was another man’s penis.” “You were touching another man’s penis?” “No! I mean, not directly. Not that I have any problem with that. I fully support men touching other men’s
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