“Violet?” he called from the living room. “Should I just leave your vibrator on the counter or…” The fact my bedroom floor had not turned into a sinkhole that was sucking me down into oblivion seemed very unfair. “You’re killing me, X! Get. Out!” “Fine, fine. Just one more question.” “Oh my God. What?” I shouted back to him. He stuck his head around the corner and gave me a wolfish grin. “Scale of one to ten. How mad would you be if I licked this thing like a lollipop?”
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