“Heheh, we never let archers stop us at the Battle of Koom Valley!” cackled the antique barbarian. Boy Willie sighed. “That was between dwarfs and trolls, Hamish,” he said. “And you ain’t either. So whose side were you on?” “Whut?” “I said WHOSE SIDE WERE YOU ON?” “I were on the side of being paid money to fight,” said Hamish. “Best side there is.”
