War pulled a large paper-wrapped package out of his saddlebag. “We’ve got . . . let’s see now . . . Egg and Cress, Chicken Tikka, and Mature Cheese with Crunchy Pickle, I think.” THEY DO SUCH MARVELOUS THINGS WITH SANDWICHES THESE DAYS. “Oh . . . and Bacon Surprise.” REALLY? WHAT IS SO SURPRISING ABOUT BACON? “I don’t know. I suppose it comes as something of a shock to the pig.”
