Why does he have to be so damn handsome, funny, and he likes to hike? Not just little hikes, either. The man has done Kilimanjaro. When he said that, my core tightened, and I’m pretty sure my vagina cried out with joy. Down, girl. I have avoided men like the plague for the past two years. No sex. No dates. No talking to men at all unless they were at work. No. Men. I’ll be the fun aunt once Ava or one of her brothers decides to settle down and pop out kids. I take care of babies every day at work. I do not need a man in my life.