Slaying the Holidays: A Dark Rom Com
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Read between December 22 - December 24, 2024
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Merry Christmas! I’m getting myself an accessory to murder.
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We’d make the perfect couple if she’d stop threatening to call the FBI.
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There’s a certain Hell for people who blush when a killer calls them their wife.
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“This is kidnapping with more steps,”
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“Can I wait in the car?” I groan. “With the corpse?” He raises an eyebrow. “Easier company.
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“But your goddamn path is psychopathy, and the personal interest is serial murder.” “Whoops,” he jokes.
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“They say not to take work home, but what if work takes you home?”
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This is a lot more fun than the last kill. Everyone should drag their therapist along for murders.
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“I never threatened death or marriage.” “It felt implied,” I snap. “Hmm, sounds like an anxiety issue on your end.”
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“Ah yes, the serial killer's improved depression will help me sleep well at night.”
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Instead of playing a gorey Where’s Waldo I go back upstairs.
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I want her more than I want peace of mind
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“Can you come kill this guy? I was trying to get you him as a gift.”
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“Told you it would work out.” I smile. “Just need to drug your family. Then we can have our happily ever after.”