Slaying the Holidays: A Dark Rom Com

by Beatrix Hollow

Definitely a psychopath.

“Unfortunately, I’m going to insist.” He sighs. “Perhaps a practical marriage is what I needed all along.”

This guy…

It would be very tempting if this was 15th-century Romania, but I don’t need Soren to kill minimum wage workers who fuck up my Taco Bell order.

I could handle a bad date and a murder, apparently. But being proposed to while my perversion is revealed? Too much.

small signs of his psychopathy

small?!?!?!

This inspires Sophie to start cheering. It’s a very shrill mascot cheer.

This girl is just as fucked as him fr 😭 wtf.

“Did you really go on a date with that loser because he looked like me?”