“He really loves Derek.” Everyone really loves Derek. He and Gabe have NHL season tickets to watch Gabe’s boyfriend play. Rush lost his damn mind when he saw Derek’s formicarium, and they text nonstop about antish … things. Rush also bought a beekeeping suit thingie to help Derek when he gets his hives. Christian, Émile, and Elle take him out for dinner once a month, and Madden and Penn have invaded Derek’s football games. All these people I have to share him with.

